付款只能用屁屁 | PayPal payments only
超过五刀别买鸡 | Don't buy if above five dollars
判定停权就争议 | Dispute if account restricted
白**半年免费鸡 | free chicken for half year
删号删鸡不扎心 | No worries if account or chicken deleted
不买黄牛溢价鸡 | Don't buy overpriced chicken from scalpers
无脑直冲是傻逼 | Stupid people buy without thinking